07 December 2011

DAY FORTY FOUR

If you only read two things today or this week, make it these:

The Symbolism Survey by Sarah Funke Butler in the Paris Review

and Settling the Colonel's Hash by Mary McCarthy, originally published in Harpers.

06 December 2011

DAY FORTY THREE

I didn't realize that the Trojan war may not be true. Luckily, modern belief is it kinda happened, but not in the grand scale originally written about.

word on the street is ikea has awesome christmas decorations. i'm totally going to get myself some of that!!

i don't remember this, but i was really young. historical things that happened on this day: man fights feminism by shooting women.

i just learned that nobody ate my cornish pastie and for that i'm SO FREAKIN EXCITED!

this is really interesting: what happens when adults are forced to take standardized tests given to high school students.

i want to see this documentary: playing columbine. i also want to see moral kombat, with just one question: is it turbo?

05 December 2011

DAY FORTY ONE / DAY FORTY TWO

so i missed one day of blogging because i was flying to/from ankara.

it is possible to be a police officer in the US as a non-citizen, but depending on the jurisdiction, it may not be possible or there may be a requirement that the candidate have applied to be a citizen.

horrifying holiday photo
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i love the blog the final sentence. that post introduced me to the sylvia plath poem -- which i hadn't read yet -- and now love:

"I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan's men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)"

more cheery than edge, daddy and lady lazarus, for sure.

i don't know how i got into looking up freebird, but apparently it took over for whipping post.

monique dinner tonight @ parsifal. be there or don't have delicious dinner, unless you're at tv night, in which case plz grab my pastie from rachael's hands. please??

02 December 2011

DAY FORTY

good.is continues to amaze me. this one's via longform and is somewhat about some dude named max hardcore who i vaguely remember reading about for his criminal convictions before, but is mostly about a nice jewish boy.

From seattle weekly:
"Some monitoring agencies don't verify that a user reported to be sharing a file actually is sharing that file," Michael Piatek, Tadayoshi Kohno, and Arvind Krishnamurthy write in their paper, Tracking the Trackers. They conclude that "practically any Internet user can be framed for copyright infringement today."

NOTE THAT THIS WAS COMPOSED YESTEERDAY BUT THERE'S NO WAY I CAN WRITE A BLOG POST TODAY

01 December 2011

DAY THIRTY NINE POST THREE

OH MY GOD I GOT A RESPONSE TO MY COFFEE AD

Let's Do Coffee - a Listening Ear (Istanbul)

Özkan Kılıç ozkankilic@yes-english.com via craigslist.org to serv-xtfbq-271.

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> Hi!
>
> I am an English teacher and director of studies at YES English Language School. We need a native speaker teacher for one of our students in Ümraniye. He will take lessons in his office before starting to work (from 7:30 to 9:30) -8 hours a week -weekday mornings and the compensation rate is 35 TL/hr.
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> Please contact me ASAP at ozkankilic@yes-english.com with your recent CV if you are interested.
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> Thanks,
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> Özkan K.


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Hi Ozan,
I'm not sure how good your YES English Language School or your English speaking abilities are, to be honest -- it should have been quite clear that my post was a joke, referencing another lame ad that immediately preceded it. As my ad made clear, I'm not an English teacher... I really fear for the students at your school.
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i really want to start taking turkish lessons again, but, barring that (since i've been waiting for months for them to have a weekend one), french lessons. basically nobody wants to learn turkish on the weekends. apparently there are self-study books, so i guess i'll start doing that and report back on my progress. in the meanwhile, i've been looking up words i see around all the time. i should probably start studying at work too. i guess. if i could focus.

i have been having the most frustrating day today trying to remember which stravinsky pieces i used to play when i was younger. i seriously cannot remember!

still love longform and here's an article about the fascinating castle o death in chicago. i've read a bit about this before but nothing so recently.

DAY THIRTY NINE POST TWO

sent to me by naoufel. it's making me cry. i'm a sixth generation Iowan and an engineering student at the university of iowa and i was raised by two women... we just hope for equal and fair treatment from our government... my family really isn't so different from yours. after all, your family doesn't derive its sense of worth from being told by the state: you're married! congratulations. no. the sense of family comes from the committment we make to each other to work through the hard times so we can enjoy the good ones... it comes from the love that binds us. that's what makes a family. so what you're voting here isn't to change us. It’s not to change our families. It’s to change how the law views us, how the law treats us. you are voting for the first time in the history of our state to codify discrimination into our constitution, a constitution that, but for the proposed amendment, is the least amended constitution in the united sates of america. you are telling Iowans that some among you are second class citizens who do not have the right to marry the person you love. So will this vote affect my family?

DAY THIRTY NINE

time really flies!!

go canada. "we are truly sorry for our government's stance..."

this one's goin out for my mom.

former seattle chief of police says he did it wrong during wto protests, and so are overmilitarized police in places like oakland. it's particularly interesting: i don't think i shared it, but there were a number of articles about how the rate of crime is lower now than ever before in the US, while the number of police and funding for police is higher and higher and the abuses and intrusions of police are more flagrant.

and i'd never read yesmagazine.org, but it's awesome. fantastic articles, like this one about the military's failure to properly care for returning vets and the actions fellow vets are taking.

this is really sad. shaken baby syndrome.

this is a funny name for a charity: mom's breastaurant.