30 March 2012

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO

what's even better than mac and cheese in the early morning? mac and cheese AND tomato curry. thanks to my sister, tomato curry and about a zillion other delicious curries (including, of course, curried mac and cheese) are possible!

there are no words for how excited i am for re-learning basic math skills. so far, i've got some mad number properties down. i can average a closed set of evenly spaced integers like a mofo. soon, i'll re-learn how to find the area of various shapes, names of which i don't even know yet.

"it's free, but you have to pay to get like, cool hats and stuff" - i wanna play second life. i am now playing second life. but you don't get a home unless you pay money!! oh no! capitalism gone crazy! but i want a house for nothing! i wonder if squatters rights apply in second life. i guess i'll see later.

imma be a college professor! "the only thing students will think critically about is how to lie to you about why they didn't complete their papers on time for your class." and death. with such helpful and non-offensive commentary from youtube users as: "Wow that was a good one. It reminds me of my dumb ass ex girlfriend in college." and "don't listen to that jaded pixellated old dyke little virtual girl, you follow your electric dreams, as upliftingly as the guitar solo in said song."

on somewhat similar, but not quite related, lines, here's the 'IT GETS WORSE' project.

anton told me about this: adrienne rich died on tuesday. back in high school debate, we used evidence quoting her. beautiful writing, and sad news.

have YOU heard about the japan-korean consortium iron ore deal in australian news? i mean, everyone's heard of it, right? railroads and steel and whatnot? anderson cooper? hmm. i had no idea the vanderbilts created a city called vanderbilt, michigan, though i suspect from its location officemate in fact knows every single person in the town. village. AND winston churchill's his uncle too!

HOLY CRAP I JUST FOUND OUT LIFE CHANGING NEWS. TUVALU HAS A FULBRIGHT SCHOLARSHIP AVAILABLE. AND KIRBATI! HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP. though, to be honest, i do like to joke about tuvalu, not so sure i'd like to be stranded on a polynesian atoll. but loooooooooooooooooook.

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