24 February 2012

DAY NINETY NINE POST EIGHT PETITION TO BAN LIZ FROM BEING IN GRAD SKOOL

before anyone else, i'd like to note that i'm pretty sure that liz is going insane. ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.


OPEN PETITION

DO NOT GO TO GRAD SKOOL LIZ NO GOOD NOT GOOD DONT. DO NOT GIVE INTO THE DARK SIDE DO YOU REMEMBER HOW BAD LAST YEAR WAS AND HOW CAREFREE YOU ARE NOW???

the ONE day you have a talk with the umich dude, you start going crazy. i heard you make those weird noises. i saw you freak out. i observed, clinically detached, as you hit your head on the desk. THIS IS NOT NORMAL YOU!!! YOU WILL HATE YOUR LIFE! Go work for a consulting agency or get an MBA. DO NOT GET A PHD THIS WILL BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

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