i'm so hungry that all i can think of is when it is socially appropriate to order pide to work. damn you monique with your reintroducing me to the deliciousness of a ton of cheese on bread in a non-pizza form!

i think i may be articled out. i'm actively bored by the fascinating articles i'm reading. maybe i should re-get-into learning java? or listening to oi polloi? turns out i continue to like anarcho-punk as much as i like art and poetry for the sake of itself. but FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE!!! who i have seen live. but where?! where?

although i typically quite dislike vice and websites along its lines, i have discovered an amazing video: slutever, a wonderful advice video. if you know me, you'll know my three favorite parts, which, for the sake of leaving you all hanging, i won't post here. equally cool is her blog, which contains some equally amazing advice about dating. i feel like i know her so intimately after going through 55 pages of her blog.